Set your oven rack to the middle position and heat the oven to 325 degrees. Wrap two 8-inch round cake pans with pre-soaked cake strips (or make your own or skip this; see note above).
Cooking spray
Spray the insides of the pans with cooking spray. Place a parchment paper circle inside each cake pan and spray again with cooking spray.
2 ¼ cups (11 ¼ ounces) all-purpose flour, 2 ¼ cups (15 ¾ ounces) granulated sugar, 1 ½ cups (4 ½ ounces) Dutch-processed cocoa powder, 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder, ¼ teaspoon baking soda, 1 teaspoon table salt, ½ teaspoon instant espresso powder, 2 ¼ cups (18 ounces) whole milk, 1 cup vegetable oil, 3 large eggs, 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and espresso powder (if using). In a medium bowl, whisk together the milk, oil, eggs, and vanilla.
Add the milk mixture to the flour mixture and use a rubber spatula to stir until just combined and no dry flour is visible.
Scrape the batter into the greased parchment-lined cake pans, dividing it evenly between the pans. Shake the pans gently to spread the batter into an even layer.
Bake until the cakes are puffy and shiny and a toothpick inserted into the center of one cake comes out clean, 55 to 65 minutes.
Use oven mitts to remove the cake pans from the oven and place them on the stovetop or a cooling rack. Let the cakes cool completely in the pans, at least 2 hours.
⅔ cup bittersweet or semisweet chocolate chips, ½ cup heavy cream
When you’re ready to assemble your layer cake, place the chocolate chips in a medium heatproof bowl. In a small saucepan, heat the heavy cream over medium heat until just beginning to bubble around the edges, 2 to 4 minutes.
Pour the hot cream over the chocolate chips, making sure they’re completely covered. Let the mixture sit undisturbed for 5 minutes.
Meanwhile, use a butter knife to loosen the edges of the cakes from the sides of each cake pan. (If you didn’t use cake strips and your cake layers have domed tops, ask an adult to remove the cakes from the pans and carefully slice off the tops with a bread knife to make flat, level layers.) Tip one of the cakes out of the pan onto your hand, then place it upside down onto a large plate or serving platter (the flat bottom of the cake will be facing up). Peel off the parchment paper and discard.
Use a spoon to stir the slightly cooled chocolate mixture until it’s fully combined, smooth, and shiny.
Pour about ½ cup of the chocolate ganache onto the top of the cake on the plate. Use a small offset spatula or the back of the spoon to spread the ganache into an even layer that stops about ½ inch from the edges of the cake.
Tip the other cake out of the pan onto your hand. Place the cake, upside down, on top of the other cake. Peel off the parchment paper and discard. Press down gently to spread the ganache in the middle to the edges.
Spread the rest of the ganache on top of the cake, letting it drip down the sides. Let the cake sit for at least 15 minutes for the ganache to set.
Cut into slices and serve (or eat the whole thing by yourself in one sitting, Bruce Bogtrotter-style!).