½ cup water, ½ cup milk
In a liquid measuring cup, combine the water and milk and set it aside.
1 tablespoon salted butter, cut into 2 pieces, 2 tablespoons Cream of Wheat hot cereal
In a small saucepan, melt 1 piece of the butter over medium heat. Once melted, add the Cream of Wheat and cook, stirring often with a wooden spoon, until toasted and nutty smelling, 1 to 2 minutes.
While whisking constantly (which prevents lumps from forming), slowly pour in the water-milk mixture, being careful at first as the liquid may sputter and steam as it hits the hot pan. Make sure to scrape into the edges of the pan as you whisk to get all of the Cream of Wheat incorporated.
2 teaspoons maple sugar or light brown sugar, 1 pinch pumpkin pie spice or apple pie spice
Whisk in the maple sugar and pumpkin pie spice. Bring the mixture to a simmer (small bubbles will gently break all over the surface).
Reduce the heat to low and cook, whisking often, until thickened to the texture of loose pudding, 2 to 3 minutes. (If it starts to bubble too vigorously, turn the heat down to low.)
1 tablespoon salted butter, cut into 2 pieces
Turn off the stove and slide the saucepan to a cool burner. Drop in the remaining piece of butter and cover the pot with a lid. Let cool slightly, about 2 minutes (the porridge will continue to thicken as it cools).
Maple syrup, Toppings of your choice
Remove the lid and whisk until the butter is fully melted and evenly incorporated. If the porridge is too thick, add a little more milk until loosened to your liking. Transfer to a small serving bowl, sprinkle with more pumpkin pie spice, and drizzle with maple syrup. Serve with your favorite toppings at just the right temperature for you.